Behold The Laser Unifox

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Behold The Laser Unifox

$5,000.00

Behold the Laser Unifox!

She was going to be a normal paper maché unifox, but a series of reckless decisions turned her into a faux fur taxidermy cyborg. Her luxurious coat and fluffy tail are for hugging, her high powered 532nm remote controlled laser eyes are for blinding her enemies.*

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She was going to be a normal paper maché unifox, but a series of reckless decisions turned her into a faux fur taxidermy cyborg. Her luxurious coat and fluffy tail are for hugging, her high powered 532nm remote controlled laser eyes are for blinding your enemies.*

*Danger: Avoid direct eye exposure to laser radiation, and please don’t blind anyone.